I don't understand the French male approach to hitting on American women. For a country reknowned for lovers and romance it's the most pathetic, ass-backward approach I've ever observed. I've taken the liberty of breaking it down into four easy steps. Ready, ladies?
1) Approach the girl and haul out the three mangled expressions that you managed to retain from your English classes in high school(where your French English teacher spoke to you in French). The most original of which is "you ahrre verry byootifull."
2) Hope that she is so charmed by this that she will then want to have sex immediately, preferably in the bathroom of that very bar.
3) If sex doesn't happen, but you manage to get her number, proceed to texto(SMS in the US) her at least twice a day until you are either dating or she gets sketched out.
4) Rinse and Repeat
There it is. It's a very sad and depressing thing to watch. I just want to shake them and scream "Stop It! Do you realize how much of a pathetic loser you're being?(but in French, so "Putain, mais qu'est-ce que tu fait? Tu te rend pas compte comment c'est debile cet approche?") Seriously, if it hasn't worked the hundred other times, why would you not then adopt another approach? Whatever, it makes my life easier. It also helps that most of the American men who study here are either gay or weird or studying conducting or something(they're probably gay, too, come to think of it.) The ratio of females to eligible men here is staggering. It's like the Vassar College campus except on a much larger scale and with much nicer surroundings.
I wonder, does this approach work on French women?(more on that later)
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