High-tech sensors help people stay true to diet, exercise plans

Scientists at the University of California have developed wireless body sensors that can be placed on overweight and obese people. The device keeps track of how often they work out, how much food they consume, and how often they try to kill themselves. If they get too lazy, they get sent a text message, which says: "Fatty fat fatty."

Israel to construct barrier along Egyptian border

The prime minister said: "We're trying to keep all of those illegal immigrants from coming over and taking all of our good, uh...soldier positions? (Aside) "Why are they coming here? This place is a war zone!"

Palin on Palin

Sarah Palin has done a recording of her book on Audible.com. That marks the first time that anyone has ever read her book.