Fucking machines and foreign policy

Terri Gross porn

It's a very weird dynamic to look at porn and listen to Terri Gross. Those two worlds should not coexist. It's high art and the poorest excuse for low art imaginable. Fucking machines and foreign policy discussions do not and should not mix.

Masturbation/Virginity/Pornography

I lost my virginity at 22, but I didn't masturbate until I was 21. And I didn't look at pornography until I was 23. And then it was a very short downward spiral from that to thoroughly clicking through a list of porn links in order to focus on an interview with Terri Gross.

I had no idea about semen. I'd never seen it and I'd never seen a depiction of it.

Chinese/Indian

Wait, you're Chinese and Indian?! Are you a superhero? Those two countries have joined forces! They're producing a new master race! This is the face of our new human overlord. Combining the ruthless efficiency of the Chinese with the engineering and software savoir-faire of the Inidan subcontinent.

Oppression is good for art

My girlfriend said that she wants to kick our children out at 7. She said that oppression is good for art. "Sure, there was 400 years of slavery. But look how much art came out of that. I wouldn't trade your slavery for anything."

Twitter is the ejaculate of Satan

Twitter is like the ejaculate of Satan. I don't think it's the ejaculate of Satan, I think it's the ejaculate of the Apocalypse. All of the frivolity and banality is burping out of everyone's collective dicks. We're going to orgasm it all out, all of the misspelled sentences and cutesy acronyms and photos of you at a bar, we're all going to have a collective orgasm and then we will collecitcley fall asleepa s a societya nd the lights will go out.

Chinese/Indian

Oppression is good for art.

Sweet embrace of bullets

Ted Williams's head being beaten with a wrench