Monday, September 07, 2009

Sitcom jokes come to life

UPDATE, 1:02 PM ET:Orlando's local CBS television affiliate is reporting that the man who allegedly jumped off the Carnival Sensation last night was heard arguing with a woman just before the incident.

"He threatened to jump, and she said, 'Go ahead,' and he did," passenger Marie McDonald tells Orlando's Local 6 News. "Then we heard the man screaming, 'Help! Help!"'

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/cruises/item.aspx?type=blog&ak=68498346.blog

LANCASTER, Pa. - A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32653327/

When did life turn into a series of hackneyed sitcom jokes? These stories should come complete with rim shots.

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